Thursday, May 03, 2007

you can get away with calling me a lot of things but this one burned my ass ...

I am a what? pardon me - but did i just hear you correctly? asshole. fucking asshole.

Yes, friends, you heard it right, I'm swearing. Out loud.

Ok, every morning I go to McDonalds at Library Square to get my McGriddles. It makes me happy, its what I do, its my little routine. I've been doing it since last summer. Seriously, EVERY morning!

Each morning I wait in line behind about twenty homeless guys using their government vouchers to get their breakfast. McDonalds is jammed packed with these guys swearing and coughing and making their little deals etc. This has been going on for months. Some of them are very friendly and I say hello to those ones. One even gave me a cellphone cover. See story here.

I'll admit it (hate mail be damned, I'm not scared of your comments!) - some mornings I find it a little (a lot) annoying to be standing in a long line up waiting for these guys to get their 14th coffee refill when they are headed ... um ... nowhere and I need to get to my office.

Today. Argh today.

I could actually see my fist (yes, Chico my nerdy fist) flying across the space between me and this guy and punching him square in the nose... ASSHOLE.

As I was rushing by him and the fourteen others standing outside smoking their morning joint he caught my eye and decided (I think he was trying to flirt) to blow a cloud of smoke in my face. Arriving at the LAWFIRM I work in smelling like pot is not exactly couture, so I made a face and ducked away from him - only.to. hear. him. do the: "fakecoughingwhorething"!!!

areyoufuckingkiddingme?

Do you even know what whore means?

Here, let me give you a clue:

a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money; prostitute; harlot; strumpet. –verb (used without object)
2.
to act as a whore.
3.
to consort with whores. –verb (used with object)
4.
Obsolete. to make a whore of; corrupt; debauch.

Ok, now that I read these, I am not exactly innocent per say. But I am certainly not currently a whore by definition.

I am quite positive though that you are a lazynogoodfuckingasshole.

1 comment:

Kathryn said...

sorry to hear you had such a crap start to your day - I feel the same way as I climb over the lazy f$#*ers lying on the stairs that lead to my office building

did you get your mcgriddle fix at least?